As of close of business on Friday (I used the office address), nothing has been received from either of my Santas.

Over the last week or two, I've seen posts from my giftees which said they really liked their surprises! I'll maybe come see you again next year if you promise solemnly to:

A: Bake Cookies (chocolate chip is preferred) or double-chocolate brownies.
B: Have chocolate milk available. (do you see a trend here?)
C: Either get a chimney sweep to come in or arrange to have my red suit cleaned. Santa will never be confused with a wee elf and those pesky dry cleaners charge by the pound.

Ho Ho Ho! Happy New Year!