LOL Well that's a great line! However I think the point of the OP is that there was NOTHING served on the SEA-ANC flight. I have no idea what time of night he was flying that route, so if it was an 8 or 9pm flight then I don't think there is much room to complain as you wouldn't find a F class meal on most any airline at that time of night (except for a transcon). However if it was a standard mealtime, say 6 or 7pm, I think it is pretty cheap of AS to provide nothing. Not saying it has to be "luxury" but even something like chicken with a side of pasta, or even a roast beef sandwich would be a standard meal for a 3 hour flight in F on most airlines with a front cabin. Well maybe not your discounters like AirTran, but AS shouldn't be put in that same category.