For a change, Santa delivered my gift early this year.
I always though Santa delivered presents west to east. Boy, was I wrong.
This
Sunday Morning 
the United States post office delivered a package that was postmarked
UK. Now this New Yorker thinks UK=England.
Wrong again.
My gift of chocolates, a mini bottle of the finest
Scotch wiskey, a CD, and a card (the last 2 loaded with hints of my Secret Santa), will make this a most enjoyable holiday.
Sorry we missed you in New York on Friday. <<< if I'm wrong about this, then I don't know who my SS is.
Thanks again to William for setting this up.