It says I am a snob,

You are a Snob!

You deserve recognition. A room with a view, first class seats -- the Snob is different from the common “riff raff” traveler
Snob Profile:
You live for luxury and special treatment, a “club level” room and private check-in. Targeting recognition programs more than loyalty programs, you prefer to earn perks and services rather than points or miles. Opportunistically loyal, you frequent hotel companies with upscale properties and regular delivery of upgrades.

Upon arrival, you expect to be greeted by name and have your individual preferences maintained on file. As a snob you are a status-seeker who well-connected and never misses an opportunity to “network.”

You want special favors from a hotel or airline because you are an “important guest.” Although you may check in after a hotel restaurant closes, you expect a sandwich or snack anyway. Similarly, a late flight booking still warrants an aisle seat or upgrade for the snob.

Snob Tips:
Opt for programs that count points toward Elite status, not just nights or stays. This will help you achieve Gold and Platinum levels faster.

Choose a program with complimentary arrival perks like upgrades and special check-in lines.

Look for guaranteed room availability. Some programs will absolutely guarantee a room to its Platinum members, even if the hotel is sold out. Just make sure you make reservations within 72 hours prior to arrival.

It, however, is wrong. I am not a snob and never, never, ever wear my tiara while traveling. (Well, hardly ever)