Originally Posted by
horse glasses
However, I think my brother's 3 pound stick of beef is going to get checked and will have to wait to get wrapped!
At security: "Um, sorry, but that tasty-looking 3lb of beef looks like it could be used as a weapon. And it's also a liquid if you put it in a blender. I'm afraid we're going to have to confiscate it. Oh, and we're gonna have to confiscate those paper plates and plastic knives, too."
Mike