I don't know if that was meant to be a joke, or not, but I enjoyed looking at the website. For those who didn't look: apparently the boat leaves Ketchican on Wednesdays at 5pm and arrives in Bellingham Friday at 8am... The OP wanted to go on Saturday or Sunday, though, so it's not an option for him, I guess. Fare is $239 one way, or extra if you want a cabin!