Originally Posted by
ralfp
Unless the vodka made him sterile, he's net eligible for that award.
Stupidity alone can get you an honorable mention (if it's terminal-class stupidity, which this was), but you're right, he's not eligible for the main award unless he's taken out of the gene pool.
IMO, he would have been a leading candidate if he HAD killed himself...
As much as TSA (and their equivalents in other countries) piss me off, it's not worth killing myself over in a fit of stupidity.