I thought this thread was going to be about places like "School Diners" (I think that was the name) on a side street near Marble Arch in London which I passed many times, years ago.

It was (and perhaps still is) a place specializing in English boarding school food (bangers and mash?) with the waitresses in little French maid outfits and short skirts. And with "Masters" roaming around with canes to smack the bad school boys.

At least according to the ads outside. I was afraid to go in.

Those Brits are pretty kinky.