Go with a private VIP professional. I originally used Amex Concierge to get me on VIP access lists, but after speaking with them in detail about what I wanted, even they recommended a private VIP service that they were not affiliated with.

We used a private VIP to get the best table at LAX on a Saturday night. We obviously skipped the line, had two private bouncers, and additional professional assistant, private waitress, and we had the time of our lives. We planned on only getting a couple bottles, but we ended up spending well over 5k on alcohol alone.

If you need the name of a good VIP host, PM me.