Originally Posted by
MacDanny
That is hilarious. UA has PAX doing spring cleaning on their planes.

Too funny.
Indeed. I also fluff pillows, shake the dust out of blankets and clean tray tables with antiseptic wipes too. All I need now is a vacuum cleaner and I'll be able to take care of the pretzel crumbs and shrivelled up pieces of fruit that have been stuck between the carpet and the wall since the planes last D check.