Originally Posted by
PDXUAFAN
now the first casualty.... TSA is now paging for anyone who left a LAPTOP at the security checkpoint....
An "unaccompanied article" in an airport?

In the middle of the TSA? Does it say "ACME" on the laptop?

Think of the children! Danger! Al Kider left his laptop on purpose. Call the bomb squad, TERMINAL DUMP IMMEDIATELY, can't be too careful!!!!!