The maid wanted a pay increase.


The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"

Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "The Master said so."
Madam: " Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "The Master did."

Madam: "Oh."



Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Madam (really furious now): "Did the Master say so as well?"

Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."
She got the raise!