Please help me! I just need 75,000 for PM this year and I guess maybe time is running out or something. I guess I could possibly have done something silly by this point like actually flying in order to get frequent flyer miles, but where's the logic in that?

Somehow, this has got to be Delta's fault for messing around with the program, I guess. I mean, what do they expect people to do? Actually purchase tickets, board aircraft(s), go somewhere and then (in most cases) come back in another aircraft(s)?

Can you not see the sheer lunacy of this folks?

Thus, all of you should empathize, sympathize, Jazzercise or something my plight.

Given how just slightly under the threshold I am, does anyone have any suggestions (and please, do not say “fly” because as I already noted, flying for frequent flying miles is just incomprehensible.).