OK , let me see if I have this right.

I have applied and been thoroughly vetted by the government of my country to serve as security for the homeland.

I have been given my spiffy uniform with embroidered badge and assigned to Security of transportation.

I have to spend most of my working time standing next to open containers of dangerous confiscated materials that could explode at any moment.

I might just risk a trip through the terror-filled land beyond the Sterile zone for a cup of joe myself, esp DD.