Nah, ORD is my home airport. And yeah, it wasn't the delay itself that was annoying - I just don't understand why they didn't realize they needed this magical form until we'd been sitting waiting for it for 45 minutes.

We took off almost exactly an hour after we were supposed to. I've noticed UA pads its schedule a lot so it can claim that flights are on time when they're late. As an example, that flight was supposed to be 2h 20m, but the captain and FAs told us several times our scheduled flight time was 1h 46m.

The shrimp tasted a little fishy, but on the whole it was a nice light dinner. I have heard that the low fat and kosher meals tend to be better, though.