Here's one statement that TSA will answer to: "TSA, YOU'RE FIRED."
Congress: "TSA, you're fired."
Kip Hawley: "I still get my $20 million severance package"
Congress: "What $20 million severance package? You work for the government, not Ford. Here's your job application to McDonald's. Screw you."
I wish.
Put me in charge.
Looked at a passenger funny? Fired.
Harassed a passenger? Fired.
Broke someone's laptop? Fired.
Made up a rule? Fired.
Power trip? Fired.
Didn't use their brain? Fired.
Anything less than perfection? Fired.
Screwing up? Fired.
Didn't greet passengers with a smile? Fired.
Enforced the liquid idiocy? Fired.
Enforced the shoes off rule? Fired.
Complaint lodged? Fired.
Failed a biweekly test on security knowledge given by consultants hired away from El Al? Fired. Big time.
Less than 100% efficiency, effectiveness? Fired.
Piss me off? Fired.
Chatting on the job? Fired.
What isn't a firing offense? Being as effective as the guys that work for El Al. (That's the minimum).
Last edited by stupidhead; Oct 31, 2007 at 8:57 pm