Another annoyance: coming back on the ORD-EWR flight: Thinking I was safe from the annoying people in first, right behind me are these two intoxicated people who spent the whole flight giggling and yaking.

All I need after a long day working!

The F-A's already told them "No drinks for you" for which they were surprising understanding.

I was so flustered I had a Jack Daniels and passed out. (Needed the rest for another fun day at work tuesday.)

The only exception to "Merry" flyers (not our Merry FLyer) is the folks on teh P-I-P plane.
Never had a MaiTai-- is it like a PEPSI?