I think some of you will be expecting to find me in here somewhere, so I thought I won't disappoint anyone.

Current programmes:
(* means STAR status), (vv means 1 World)

AC Super Elite (* Gold) (Member Since 1984)
CP Executive Platinum (vv Emer) (MS 1985)
AA AAdvantage (no status) (MS 1981)
UA Mileage Plus (no status) (MS 1992)
SR Qualiflyer Travel Club (MS 1994)
LH M&M Senator (* Gold) (MS 1994)
AN Global Rewards (* Gold) (MS 1995)
QF Qantas Silver (vv Sapphire) (MS 1995)
CX The MP Club Gold (vv Sapphire) (MS 1998)
SK Eurobonus Silver (* Silver) (MS 1996)
AF Frequence Plus (no status) (MS 1997)
TG Royal Orchid Plus (* Silver) (MS 1994)
PS Passages (dead) But still redeeming points

Got my AC ,CP and AA in Canada then slowly branched out to others when I moved to Europe/Australia/Asia. Most of my programmes seem repetitious but I like the status they give their own members and not through alliances. Once I attain status, I then pool the rest of my flights to my 2 preferred programmes - AC and CP.

Got my QF Silver because I was a Marco Polo Club member and CX was basically switching all Australian based members over to their oneWorld partner, Qantas. I didn't want to but then again didn't want my miles go to AsiaMiles.

Hotel programmes:
Hyatt Gold Passport - Diamond
Starwood Gold
Hilton Gold (Courtesy of AC SuperElite)
Marriott Rewards
Shangri-La Golden Circle Executive

FYI - none are comped except where noted!