Just got in the mail a nice red envelope. At first I thought it was a "lucrative" Chinese New Year red envelope.
It turned out to be an announcement for a kick-off celebration for the non-stop JFK-HKG route. The card read as follows:
Join United at the Kenneth Cole store for an exclusive kick-off celebration annoucning new daily nonstop service JFK to Hong Kong. Tuesday 3.13.2001 7-10 pm. Kenneth Cole Rockefeller Center 610 Fifth Ave. New York, NY RSVP XXX-XXX-XXXX by 3.6.2001
If you really want the RSVP number, drop me an email. Otherwise, you can always crash it.