Hi,

Help send an old man to Blog Camp.

I promise to show up and dress in a plaid shirt and non-matching plaid pants, and do my best to freak out the GenYers and GenXers during the breaks.

I have experience. Note the comments here. I can blog while drunk.

Sure I could afford it, but I'd rather win it!

Please visit:
http://southwest.spigit.com/homepage
and cast your vote for my caption: Las Vegas is Southwest.

If you decide to enter, let me know and I promise I will vote for you.

Since I'm there to freak out the punks and chicks, what questions should I keep asking over and over during the breaks?

I figure five questions should do it. Ideas?