Originally Posted by Spiff

Blah blah blah "security" blah blah blah "safety".

Sure, everything's "security" these days. Wanna steal something? Just commandeer it "for security reasons".

"I need to watch CNN, er Fox for "security" reasons, gimme that TV."

"Hey, the po-lice need to eat too. Give us 2 pizzas to go. Free."

Ah "security". The ever-functioning credit card of the morally bankrupt.