I was on a bussiness trip, and was eating at the outback for the very first time. The waiter sat on my coat that was on the chair. (I was in a booth)
I went into a small frenzy asking what was he doing. He just looked stuned as I told him to get up, and get the manager. I then in a calm manner told the manager how I didn't want the help sitting at my table or on my coat.
I asked him if I was supposed to buy the waiter dinner, because we were such good friends now. he stated that is what we do , and we have never had any complaints. (yea right)
I decided to leave as I wondered what they would do to my food. I have never been back to the outback.

Went to the Texas Road House.^