Originally Posted by violist

As I understand it, at Outback they are supposed to sit at your
table to take your order!, asking "may I join you briefly" or the
equivalent before sitting down. Alas, they do not ask "may I serve
you an overcooked to your specifications mediocre piece of
previously frozen beef with some salty crap on it" before doing so.

As far as chains go, Texas Roadhouse has generally better meat
for a generally better price and allows you to throw your peanut
shells on the floor.