I can envision the next step....Impaled upon a tongue depressor, bamboo skewers having been banned as potential weapons, chunks of Spam and pineapple, lathered in Kraft "Miraculous Whup-*ss", used all over the Islands as salad dressing, plus a bowl of steamed rice with a flied egg a'top.

Accompanied by a small glass of Crandallberry Cocktail, of course....