Earlier this morning, in LAS, at about 8:45am local time:
"Attention in the terminal, would the gentleman who left his false teeth and hearing aid in the bathroom - IF YOU CAN HEAR ME - please report to lost and found"

You could hear the laughter up and down the gates near me (I was at D37)

I had to process that one for several moments to try and figure if it was a joke, or real....

What have you heard ?