Originally Posted by
timezone_trooper
Here's the kicker - he responds somewhat astonished, "Every week?! Not at THIS airport." At this point I've pretty much run of out patience and I curtly responded, "What airport I take it through is entirely irrelevant.
You missed a golden opportunity. You should have said "Yes, every week, at this airport, and this is the first time you've found it. So much for this joke you call security."