Originally Posted by
oneant
Which answers the age-old, dead-horse-beaten question: How does one get to bypass the security lines at the airport?
A: become a murdering larcenist.
Although, I don't know what this would do to your chances to upgrade.
Apparently the powers that be decided he didn't represent a threat to the airport, plane, passengers, TSA agents, or himself. To the best of my knowledge he has never been convicted of murder, manslaughter, etc.
The same thing cannot be said for grannies in wheelchairs, 6 month old toddlers, and the rest of us.
Stay the curse!