Caught 'ya! 'Ya bunch of Freak-Runt Flying Pre-verts!

Acting Commander Catcop PremEx here, reminding all you "Mile-High" wannabes that it's not going to happen on United. Everyone knows that you aren't premitted to move about the cabin until El Capitan has turned off the seatbelt sign. And that never happens until at least 3 miles up.

So I guess you would have to call it The Three Mile High Club or something.

And kids, remember what 'ol Uncle PremEx always tell 'ya...Fly United!

And don't forget to ask for that Seatbelt Extender before you secure the hatch. 'Ya never know when that might come in handy!