Regarding yesterday's incident: forget about it. It's over. Just let it go. Don't bring it up again unless someone else does first.

As to future inconveniences: don't bother seeking anything but a beverage from the flight crew. Save your grievances for a well-written letter of complaint to Customer Service. Include the damages you incurred, as well as the compensation you seek. Mo' bettah, that way, IME.

As for being told "...swearing in Virginia is a misdemeanor.": that's effen absurd; and as for you "trying to incite a riot"? Give me an effen break.

That's why you should try and let it go; it's way too ridiculous.

Best,

k.

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