This would make for an interesting colloquy:

Her honor, Judge Thumbthwart: Counsel, what is the value of your client's 500,000 British Airways miles?

Hfly, Esq.: Zero, your honor. The airline says the miles have no value.

Her honor, Judge Thumbthwart: How many Concorde round-trip tickets would the miles buy, Mr. Hfly?

Hfly, Esq.: Four, your honor.

Her honor, Judge Thumbthwart: And each of those tickets cost how much?

Hfly, Esq.: $12,500 each, more or less.

Her honor, Judge Thumbthwart: Thank you, Counsellor.

If I ever get divorced again, I do hope that my ex-to-be hires Atty Hfly.



[This message has been edited by wideman (edited 06-18-2002).]