I will be very honest with you... if we ever share a meal in EZE and a waiter pulls this on you and you react in the same way, when/if you get arrested I would have to say that you got what you deserved.

If you, as a self proclaimed "quasi-resident" of this part of the world give this kind of advice to Gringo Tourists... quite frankly I will tell you I think this kind of advice is pathetic.