Originally Posted by
chasbondy
Congrats on the wedding. Can't you find a flight with a LAS stopover and have a nice 5 or maybe 6 minute ceremony??? I guess flying is nice, but for a wedding? With all due respect, instead of getting a tuxedo and wedding dress, you should look into buying two of those very heavy canvas jackets with lots of long straps and buckles, and check yourself in.
I thought you were going to recommend they parachute into the the blue (honeymoon in the Aleutians?)
If not get married, you could at least pick up an 'officiant' in/from Las Vegas, preferably in Elvis attire.