But I am a man

I have even been invited to various world cup games including England vs the Americas in Lens on Saturday. I know that this will conflict with the England footbal match though, although come to think of it, watching the rugby will be more fun if recent efforts are anything to go by. Poor darling Johnny has sprained his ankle though

I drink Adnams bitter when out with the lads.

Just because I can also spot bedsheets under 300 thread count at a thousand yards doesn't mean I'm not a man.