Originally Posted by
HIDDY
Might just be me - finding it harder spotting the females.

Darling - I am sure that they would spot you!
I can hear it now.
Male Steward "Madame Pucci have you seen that that dear little man back in 53E?"
PG "The one wearing the kiss-me-quick hat and the yellow socks?"
MS "MMmmmm yes that's him!"
PG "Yes, I saw him as he was brought aboard. Why do you think I would be back in [i]that[i] part of the aircraft?"
MS (abject and imploring) "Madame CSD - Forgive me"
"Granted unconditionally"