All they had in Business was quiche. Recalling that I had several pretty good sandwiches in economy a few days earlier I asked to buy the roast beef one. I was told that wouldn't happen. (And I like the noodles as well. )

Instead of me sneaking back into economy next time like a ragamuffin beggar or hiring some underage kid back there to buy me one, couldn't we at least have option of BoB or include the stuff gratis for business class.

"Pssst....Hey kid! You wanna make 5 bucks legal like? See this bag - go fill it with a philly steak and leave it in 30B but make sure nobody sees ya do it. Capiche? Good. Now Gedoudahere and forget you ever saw me"