I used to love the brunch buffet at Court of Two Sisters in New Orleans... awesome food.
Back in 01, my friend and I went to this brunch buffet near the waterfront in DC. Didn't think much anything except for the wide food selection. We ate until we were about to explode... then the bill came 40 bucks a head... To this day that is the most expensive buffet I've ever had.

But here's a nice story:
Newly opened chinese buffet near SFO, maybe 3 weeks old. Amazingly wide selection of food, some real good sushi, along with an ocean's worth of seafood... I mean whatever swims in the Pacific was there, dead and fillet (is there a past tense for "fillet") on the counter.
So my buddy and I are eating up a storm when while knawing on some seaweed he breaks his tooth! Don't know how or why but we asked for the manager. All he said was that my friend neede to be careful when he ate. He was furious! He refused to pay for the food, threattened to call Cali Health Board, wanted the name and number of the owner, and their insurance information. At some point, because of literally NO concern whatsoever by the restaurant staff, he asked the guy speaking as a manager whether he was legal or not in the US. At that point the manager got furious. He threattened to call the police and my friend said don't bother, i'll call them for you. So he does, police comes, talks to the manager, runs our IDs for warrants and then tells us that we have to pay for the food. Well, needless to say we haven't been back there anymore! Too bad though cause the food was really good.