"There's a thing called seat covers and toilet paper."
You put toilet paper down on the airplane seat before you sit down???
[/quote]I commonly leave 1:20 before my flight. It takes 20 minutes to get there, 5 minutes to walk to the elite line and 5 minutes total to go through. I than have another 5-10 minutes to get to the gate. They're usually doing elite boarding by then. Perhaps I'm missing something.[/quote]
"Must be nice to live near a small airport. "
Yes, SEA is a tiny airport. It's not as if there are ~5M people who live around it.
It must be nice to go through life in a fantasy world.