I live on the costa del sol and its seems that the gerenal opion of this board is that its full of low lives and new money...

Well thats not quite true.. I have meet many interesting and talented people since being forced to leave the UK ( and change my name )due to continual hounding by the Met Police and HMIT. I spoke at lenght about this matter last night in the Rose & Crown with my mates Hatchett Harry and Big Dave and they agreed that whilst the John Smiths is not as good as we used to get in the Moss Side Tavern (when we were selling dope to the school kids) and the pork scratchings are too dam warm here that our lives is not too bad.

My two children ( Doir and Princess-Hunny-Bunny ) love it here too. They have just finished their beauty threrpy course in town and are busy with their Indy band "esra eht ni em kcuf".. The local record producer say the sound more like Dave Allen than Lilly Allen which I think is good. They hope to earn a few quid with their lastest single "do me big boy , do it now " to get their tits done like their mother.

The local health service is great here to. The wife got her HMP Holloway First XI tattoo removed with some laser thingy and its looks great. She never learns though and is planning to get a new tat on her leg in the new louie veeton design she has seen on her latest mink and whale foreskin handbag.

So all in all I think you are 100% wrong with your comments on Marbella... Its fecking great here... its only the bloody local spanish swanning around like they own the place that lets the side down.

Pass me some marching powder......

sunshinebob