Heh.....I've been clever enough to stay off SouthWest planes thus far.

My only run-in with SouthWest was in a bar in Sheraton in San Diego, where a flight crew was hanging out. I was chatted up by a guy who spent the first haft of the evening trying to convince me that despite him being a SouthWest FA, he really wasn't gay. After him consuming a substantial amount of alcohol during that first half of the evening, he spent the second half trying to cruise me and suggest that I (who, upon last verification, am a guy) spend the night with him

(For the record, I declined.....)

But I am OT, I know....