OMNI: Maybe U-A should ahve a contest that instead of that fishy video that M=P members should send in videos of their fun experiences (G rated of course!) They could use the best ones for boarding video and give up lets say, 25K miles as a bonus.
Imagine boarding and seeing the antics of PremEx member Mark Blanchard's wonderful CATS YAZ & EDDIE!!!
And yes, Matt Wald. You should not flush Pepperidge Farms Goldfish. There are many children and overgrown children like myself who can go through a whole bag in one setting (And I'm taking about the BIG BAG at COSCO!!! not the airline version.)