Originally Posted by Gargoyle

When I saw the thread title, I thought it would be something like this:

1. Spend the night at 26th and California
2. Cross the Dan Ryan on foot.
3. Walk the length of Indiana Blvd. at night.
4. Take a tour of Bridgeport bars wearing a Cubs t-shirt and pink shoes.
5. Shoplift from the tables at Maxwell St. (ok, the new fake Maxwell St. will do)
6. Go streaking through Terminal 1 security.
7. TP da mayor's house.
8. Speed through the speed trap on LSD near McCormick Place, then try to go the width of the city on Lake St. without getting stopped.
9. Cross from one platform to another at the State St. subway platform by running across the tracks, during rush hour.
10. Eat steak tartare with mayo at Macy's downtown restaurant.