Mrs Showbizguru always cooks a three-course meal for me every night.... all I do is select the wine to go with it.
It's something I insisted upon when we were thinking about tying the knot.
I provide her with everything she needs to do it - enough money never to have to take a job,a daily cleaner and an au pair to help with the kids plus plenty of free time to go to the gym and have lunch with her friends.
My part of the bargain was always to employ an ugly secretary and always make it home at night.
I know this all sounds old-fashioned in this day and age but you know what - she's happy with the arrangement and so am I.
And it's worked for over 20 years.