To those of you who are eager to surrender your biometrics to The G and want to line the pockets of people who get rich off of 3,000 dead Americans in the name of saving one or two minutes, you might want to read these stories.

You still can get the complete busineSSSS

There's a good chance you'll still have to remove your shoes, anyway.

Your Clear ID card will be as useful as toilet paper, as you'll still have to show ID.

Enjoy your benefits!