I am still really, really happy she didn't try to fill out a report for the ETD "hit"--I'd have had to argue with her that the machine was clearly malfunctioning/broken and would have likely gotten into a Privacy Act debate... and thus she'd have called the LEO over to bully me, and from the way they all hung out together on break and chatted, shared cigarettes, etc., I can just imagine that going over in my favor...