find an apt, picturesque expression

You have special feelings for someone in your life--someone a little "out there," someone unconventional, someone whose actions and
thoughts aren't confined by, er, earthly conceptions of rationality.

For someone like this, quotidian expressions of affection--"I like you," "You're cute"--aren't enough or even appropriate. Are you doomed to keep your passion forever bottled up inside? Not so long as there's a Surrealist Compliment Generator, at

http://pharmdec.wustl.edu/cgi-bin/jardin_scripts/SCG

Just click your browser's Refresh button to reveal term after term of nitwittian endearment. What spaceshot could resist a line like "Your eyelids reflect and refract the turgid limnations of an eel trapped in the flickering paralysis of Chaplin's cinematography"? Makes you wonder how this kind of creative genius slipped through the cracks at Hallmark.