My Dear Melbournian, an axe to grind is one thing but surely your teeth must be almost to the gums by this stage. I recommend a night guard and a Valium to help you get over your most traumatic of ordeals.

You infer that Qantas discriminate against women and Asians on purely anecdotal, and shall I say “biased” observations.

So you don’t get the preferred treatment that you claim you receive from British Airways when you fly Qantas. It’s great to have an insider that gets you the upgrade that you wouldn’t normally get but get with the program brother and accept that most of the time we have to take our place in the queue, and perhaps be relegated to the class we have paid for.