Originally Posted by Smirnoff

1. mountains of chavs
2. unless you feel the need to go chav shopping in the terminal, or hanging out at Burger King.
5. a loud and smelly den of chavitis. Hold your nose
6. no stench from Burger King and has its own chav-free loos at the far end of the lounge, some greasy pies and even greasier baklava type things
7. fight your way through mobs of chavs and East European sluts, as the chavs can't read it.
8. Wheelchairs, old gits that can barely walk, and chav families with screaming halkf naked kids go first. The remainder - the hard core chavs

Originally Posted by Smirnoff

Perhaps a Chav's Guide to LCA would be in order too:

Originally Posted by Smirnoff

a refugee camp for displaced chavs and East Europeans
the annoyingly posh lady planning her dinner party over the phone.

I have no idea where my checked bag is.