Originally Posted by
worldwidedreamer
Just the thought of sharing an airline cabin with the huddled masses makes me shudder. Keeping them as far away from the sanctity of
my WBC seat just means that much de-lousing creme I will save and the reduced chance of a feral pig, or two, wandering drunk down the aisles soiling my water closet.

ROTFLMAO, repeatedly, especially at the visual of the feral pigs charging up the aisle.