I gots no FA.

Well, I nominally have a couple Citi FAs (in Texas, or whatever), but I'm not a HNW customer. Just Citigold, with three separate brokerage accounts for retirement, corporate equity and regular ol' trading. They don't aggregate into anything particularly noteworthy, considering Citi's clientele.

Maybe they figured that they could wait on all the real HNW whales, since they're all in the Hamptons today, or maybe I just get good mail.