5/24 But some of them are borderline.

If I really need to use the lav and we're in level flight, no turbulence for 30 minutes, and the captain hasn't turned off the sign, I'll get up and go rather than the alternative.

With my kids, I try to clean up the general area, but I'm not down on my hands and knees picking up every crumb.

Carry-on? OK, my rollaboard is 2" over in one dimension, but fits every overhead known to man, including an E70. Guilty.

Help you with your bag? Elderly, injured, etc.? OK. Poor little miss that packed a bag of bricks on a 30x20x10 "carry-on" - uh, no.